Well, in todays paper the guys that created "Dolly" the sheep (clones)
have also been placing human genes into sheep.
I have known about this for about 7 years or more.
At that time some geneticists made "Lean Mean Jimmy Dean Hogs"
that looked like skinny dogs with corkscrew tails!
So if you eat this lean pinkish pork or lamb are you then a Cannibal??? :-(
It sure gives a new meaning to the environmental slogans:
Animals Are People Too!!! and
Meat Is Murder!!!
Anyway, those kinky Scotsmen puting human genes into sheep,
an age old dream come true...
hummmmm, was it for leaner meat or were
female genes inserted???...baaaahhhhoney...
Anyway, I guess we will be driving past ranches soon and
those fine assed sheep will be wearing Calvin Kleins!!!...
Designer clothing for designer creatures!
Hummmm, end of womens lib...
But, the Frankensteinian twist is:
Lesbian genes were accidentally used!!!
...Damn they kick hard!
But, the biggest secret experiments are
putting animal genes into people!!!
Oooooooohhhhhiiiieeeeee Ooooooooohhhhh!
Have you seen that new body art...insertions???
placing stuff under the skin,
grotesque back bumps, horns, spikes and
astrological symbols etc.???
Well, horns could be the next in thing...
Females really go for guys with big horns...
and next will be real stallion stud men, satyrs and perhaps...
cute little unicorns prancing by,
and a world ruled by
multiple bitch breasted amazon women...
or even scarier clones such as...
Al Gore!!!
Oh, Goddess Shiva have Mercy!
The "race" is on!!!
Actually, I kinda like miniatures...
But then the bad guys will create...
Attack of the Puppet People II
So, I guess one day well have talking livestock...
Animal Farm II, marches, riots and bombings...
Animal Liberation Front & Animals Rights Now!!!
Just have to save up for that new Genesis 2000 machine...
No Kidding! It a real nice desk with a computer
and inside is a carosel of amino acids that assembles them
according to the typed in code and
spits out an ampule of DNA ready to insert into a nucleus...
Yes, its real and for sale, see Science magazine...
Now...what code to type today???
Actually I would rather just make
babies the old fashioned way... :-)
But, you already know
I'm somewhat into Nostalgia...
She's my favorite Orangutang :-)
Baaaahhhh Bye,
*S*